Welcome To The Greatest Waterpark In The World*
*that doesn't exist
Born in the wild imaginations of a few friends in Blacksburg, Virginia, Naughty Scotties began in 2018 as a prank, a fake listing for a “waterpark and bar” that was, in reality, just a college apartment. The idea? Confuse the residents. The result? Accidentally build a local legend.
The prank fizzled fast, but the name stuck. Soon, reviews started rolling in - long, ridiculous, and weirdly heartfelt stories about flooded floors, pirate ships, and surprisingly good tater tots. The fake waterpark became a very real piece of Blacksburg lore.
As word spread, Naughty Scotties evolved from inside joke to community hub. In 2019, the founders launched the Naughty Scotties Club, a student-run community accelerator at Virginia Tech dedicated to connection, creativity, and chaos (the good kind). They hosted events, partnered with other organizations, and even earned a nomination for Virginia Tech’s New Organization of Excellence Award.
Today, Naughty Scotties stands as a reminder that good ideas don’t have to make sense — they just have to bring people together.
“The best fake place you’ll ever believe in.”
Reviews from Visitors Who Swear It’s Real
“Absolutely amazing family restaurant. My dog was seated indoors and ordered the udon soba. Floors were flooded, but that’s part of the charm.”
— Lakshmi M.
Had lunch with one of the officers — great guy, great mission. Left feeling like a better man.”
— Adam R.
“I drove from Florida right past Disney because Naughty Scotties has an ACTUAL pirate ship. The tots? Transcendent.”
— Farrell S.
"Not your average waterpark/bar. Wet, naughty, and soulful karaoke. Try the sausage.”
— Chris P.